How HUGE Can a Huge Dildo Be?
A Huge Dildo guide on some of the most MASSIVE dildos available in the market!
Size has always been a grey area when it comes to a certain body part possessed by the male of the human species. No, I’m not talking about the human feet – even though girls check out quite a bit how large a man’s feet are.
I’m talking about the human penis and this article is particularly about the size of this particular organ. Now I know, I’m supposed to talk about dildos but what are dildos? Are dildos basically a substitute for a human penis? Is wanting a huge dildo the same as wanting to get ravaged by a huge penis? A lot of people would disagree, and they have good reason to do so.
Don’t get me wrong here, I’m not saying we should only have sex just with humans and only use dildos when they’re not around. Oh, I’m definitely not saying it – I have my own collection of some mind-blowing sex toys, wonderful dildos included, to prove this point home – because the size of a dildo will not always depend on the size of the penis that you might prefer.
You might not even care how long your or your partner’s penis is. Your partner and you are together, as it should be, for numerous reasons other than that. But what if one day you wake up with a desire to ride a dick so large it feels you’re up on a tower? That’s where a huge dildo comes in.
What is a Huge Dildo and Just How Many Types of Huge Dildos Can I Find?
Apart from the fantastic Dragon Dildo and the magnificent Horse Dildo – both of them are not just huge but have a texture which is so much more different than a human penis – there are huge dildos of many other kinds. You get to read up on Dragon Dildos and Horse Dildos here as well. There are massive options to choose huge dildos from. To make things interesting, those huge dildos can also be shaped and textured differently than a human penis. You can choose a huge dildo that suits you entirely based on your own colorful preferences. The next section brings to you multiple options to choose huge dildos from, but more on that later.
First, let me write about what a huge dildo actually is. Well, as the name suggests, a huge dildo is a dildo which is huge! And it can go as huge as you want it to go. Have you heard of The Moby Dick? Just look at how huge it is. It’s so big, one user even used it to hang their towel! Another user used it to practice boxing with it or do some weighted dips, it was all in fun and good humor but yes, that’s how huge this dildo is. This novelty item is over 36 inches – that’s more or less 3 feet. The material is PVC so it’s not really recommended but you’ve gotta check this monster out.
Where can I find these Huge Dildos?
The Moby Dick aside, there are plenty of other usable huge dildos. There are people who claim they’ve used The Moby Dick and their ass has loved ‘all of it’ but let’s check some other viable options out.
The Incredible Dong
Like I told you before, a huge dildo is not just something that resembles a human penis. This incredible dildo is basically based on The Incredible Hulk. This geeky fantasy toy is brilliantly green in color and is available here. The texture is real enough to be veiny, it is made from body-safe silicone and the insertable length of 8.5 inches is a length that the enthusiastic huge dildo beginners can opt for before they decide to be more adventurous!
Build Your Own Real Cock
The dildos from Real Doll are apparently the world’s most realistic dildos. And we’re so glad they brought to us the option of choosing and customizing our very own huge dildos! And they’re actually quite realistic. See for yourself how real they look! The XL size goes up to 10 inches, and that’s just the perfect length if you want to go big and insert all of it inside you.
NJOY Stainless Steel Huge Dildo
Would you look at how sleek it is! It’s apparently 11 inches long and is double-ended. Being made from stainless steel, it’s compatible with all kinds of lube and gives you the feeling of a real huge dildo inside you. It’s safe to use, non-porous, and highly durable. And ah, this dildo is quite perfect for temperature play as well!
Cowboy Huge Dildo
Made from premium silicone, the Cowboy from Tantus boasts of being of the highest quality huge dildos. The best feature of the Cowboy is it starts with a narrow tip and keeps getting thicker and thicker as we reach the end. Standing at 15 inches, it’s safe for both vaginal and anal penetration.
Patrick the Ogre Dildo
I saved the best one for the last! This huge dildo comes in multiple sizes, ranging from 9 inches to 17 inches long. Look at this fat dick here. The texture is that of an ogre, so it’s sexily rougher than a human dick, but since it’s made from platinum silicone, you can take it. Oh and also, it’s so firm you’d want it more and more.
Some Ways to Absolutely Go To Town On a Huge Dildo
Well, of course, the first thing to know when you want to rage on a huge dildo is that you need a lot of lube. But what else can you do with these large dildos? And no, I’m not asking you to use the suction cup to stick it to a wall and turn it into a clothes rack. But here are some other ways you can have fun with a large dildo:
- Try deep thrusting with a huge dildo:
Once you’re comfortable with the insertion of a huge dildo inside you, (again, use tons of lube) your vaginal or anal cavity will open up itself for your ease leading you to push some boundaries without hurting yourself. Try some deep thrusting at that point to feel the full force of a huge dildo.
- Pair the huge dildo with clitoral stimulation:
You can rub your clit while the huge dildo works its magic on your g-spot. Double stimulation will lead to an extra intense orgasm for sure. It’s also alright if you want to introduce some other sex toy for clitoral stimulation. Give your imagination free reign and find out for yourself what combinations give you the most pleasure!
- Experiment with how you move your huge dildo:
Shallow strokes with a huge dildo, turning the huge dildo from front to back the way you see fit or moving the huge dildo back and forth at the speed you’re most excited with: these are some of the movements you can experiment and play with to get used to your huge dildo. Finding your ideal position with a huge dildo is also fun. So you see, where a huge dildo is concerned, the possibilities are endless.
Frequently Asked Questions
Here you will find answers to some of the most common questions about huge dildos.
Is using a huge dildo safe?
A vagina is designed to pass fully formed humans, so it’s evident that it can take a lot, but the size of the dildo you want should be your decision. Don’t force a huge dildo in just because you want to mount on top of it. Forced entry can cause micro-tears, and even cracks on the interior as well as the exterior lining of the vagina. You do not want your potentially pleasurable experience with a huge dildo to turn into a traumatic event.
In terms of the anal cavity, it’s not as expandable and flexible as a vagina is, therefore, when it comes to using huge dildos, you should be a lot more careful as well as use a lot more lube. Go slow and be safe. Don’t overestimate your butthole’s capacities.
Should I buy The Moby Dick?
This question actually came up a lot in the searches. People are so curious about this massive huge dildo that they’re wondering if they should actually buy the 3 ft long huge dildo and give it a go. Well, I’m all for fun but you have to realize this is an unrealistic size. You can buy your own Moby Dick just for the hell of it, but don’t even try to force it in if it’s irritable or uncomfortable. The material, PVC, melts at high temperatures so it’s also not very safe to use. My advice would be, give this baby one go and then use it as a hat rack.
How do I know if a huge dildo is for me?
Some of us might think that the bigger it is, be it a human penis or a dildo, the better it will be. But in my experience, that’s not always the case. If you have a huge dildo that gives you more trouble than peace, do away with it. Also, do not force yourself into using a huge dildo because of any kind of pressure from your partner or anyone else. Find the fit that works for you, because where your body is concerned, that’s what matters.
