A Squirting Dildo Is A Work Of Art! – Top Rated Ejaculating Dildos
What is it with humans wanting to go after whatever they want? All this hustle has taken us to the moon, of course, but God, there are just so many other things invented by humans that continue to amaze me. Even when I’ve seen those things or used them so many times. A squirting dildo or an ejaculating dildo is definitely one of those things. Really, think about it. A dildo, so realistic, it cums inside you. But the cum, so artificial, it won’t knock you up. It’s like Christmas.
You get to feel that, excuse my French, cream pie inside you without worrying about contraceptives, or STD of any kind. How great is that? And that’s just one great thing about squirting dildos. Do you like facials, I mean, obviously the naughty kind of facials? If yes, you got it. How about multiple loads of ‘cum’ running through your partner’s body? If you have that scene in mind, let a squirting dildo turn the fantasy into reality! There are so many things that you can try out when you have the option to have that extra load of cum! This article here is legit dedicated to all the collectively great things about dildos that cum.
What are Squirting Dildos and How Do They Work?
There’s just so much craze about things that aren’t real but feel real. Squirting dildos, for example, squirt cum out of a dildo. How did that happen? Drum rolls please, by using something called a cum tube. Ah but that’s not the only way, some squirting dildos come with pouches that fill with ‘cum’ and get released with pressure. The mechanism is fairly simple, and you don’t need any extra time to get used to a squirting dildo. Once you get a squirting dildo, all you need to think of is how much you want your ejaculating dildo to come.
Now, what is this cum that I keep talking about, you ask? This cum is basically a lube that is translucent or white and feels like the real thing. It’s genius, I know. It’s more or less safe for your body, (but don’t you go around smearing it on toast and eating it. I mean swallowing actual cum is just fine, but swallowing this might not be) and this ‘cum’ gives you the triple benefit because it’s lube. Your squirting dildo is basically loaded up with lube. So there’s no problem at all while inserting it in the vaginal or the oral cavity.
Some Great Squirting Dildo Picks – Top Rated Ejaculating Dildos!
Here’s that list I compiled for you guys – the best squirting dildos and where to find them! I’ve rated them top to bottom but you can choose whichever one suits you the best!
Big Shot Squirting Dildo
First up, we have a super exciting toy for you. This is not just a squirting dildo, it also vibrates! Intensity meets reality in the Big Shot! It is 6 inches long and has about 10 vibration settings! The mechanism of this squirting dildo works with a two-button system, you press one to control the vibration speed and patterns and press the other button for squirting the cum. This squirting dildo holds about an ounce of liquid and can be cleaned easily with any toy cleaner or just soap and warm water. It also has a realistic head and a veined structure running throughout the length of its body for those who want both the cum and the realistic body in a squirting dildo. It’s a firm dildo, made with 100% body-safe medical-grade silicone. And oh, it comes with a suction cup.
KING COCK 8″ SQUIRTING COCK WITH BALLS
Second, we have the 8 inches long King Kong Ejaculating Dildo! It’s made from phthalate-free PVC which is completely safe to use. It comes with a cum tube and a bulb, you press this bulb and the cum comes out from the tip or head of this squirting dildo. The amount of cum that comes out depends on how hard or softly you press that bulb, but the holding capacity is about 20 ml.
Doc Johnson Bust It
This squirting dildo is for all of my sizes queens out there. With an insertable length of 8.5 inches, this squirting dildo is something straight from your dreams. It isn’t just a squirting dildo, it comes with balls. And this squirting dildo comes with a syringe mechanism. You push the piston to squirt cum out of the tip of this squirting dildo. The best part of it is that it’s immediately refillable! Do you know what kinky piss play is? It is exactly what it sounds like. Because of how huge this squirting dildo is, the range of the cum that shoots out of it is also massive. So, take this squirting dildo to the showers with you to engage item whatever you have in mind. Watersports fantasies can also be fulfilled with Doc Johnson Bust It. Other than that, this dildo is compatible with Vac-U-Lock Harnesses and Accessories!
Joystick
This is the easiest and most user-friendly squirting dildo that ever was! Aptly named, the Joystick is much fun to use! It’s mostly marketed to be of use to trans men but this squirting dildo can be used by anyone at all! It’s 7 inches long but extremely easy to clean. This squirting dildo is also extremely realistic! You can actually see the veins running throughout the length of this dildo. It also comes in darker colors for those who want something resembling the black squirting dildo. It is powerful, flexible, and waterproof. The best part about it is it can be used as a prosthetic, with the Budgie Underwear Range. This squirting dildo is rechargeable and remote-controlled, clearly a great invention. This strapless strap-on is a must-have for those who are looking to use something interesting yet exciting!
Squirtz CyberSkin Ejaculating Dildo
Vibeshop brings to you your ideal squirting dildo. 6.5 inches, life-like, and with a set of good old balls at the base. The specialty of this squirting dildo is that it both squirts and shoots to please. The pronounced head and thick shaft add to the realistic texture, and the squirting by squeezing the balls makes you forget that it’s a dildo you’re using.
Some Tips You Can Do With When Using A Squirting Dildo!
You can both use water or cum lubes while using a squirting dildo, but the fun doesn’t just end there. Try this!
Warm up the liquid before use
Who loves a good temperature play? Yes, we all do. Squirting dildos might not exactly be ideal for temperature play but the cum it squirts totally is. Take real to the next level by warming up the liquid cum, because you know, real cum is a bit hot. Well, this cum can be too!
How to warm up the cum, you ask? Well just pour the cum in a glass, a shot glass maybe, and put it in a bowl with some hot water for a while. 10 minutes ought to do it. Don’t put the liquid directly on the flame, it’s not soup.
Frequently Asked Questions About Squirting Dildo
Discover answers to common questions about squirting dildos. Have any extra? Leave them in the comments below.
Where do I get the ‘cum’ lube?
A lot of squirting dildos are bought as a set containing the dildo and the tube or pouch but they don’t come with this ‘cum’ lube. But you can get Sliquid that goes with it. It’s a water-based lube that is cum inspired and is relatively safer to use.
Ah but make sure you avoid oil-based lubes. They’re really a fuss to clean. Water-based or silicone-based or a mix of both-based lubes are best compatible with squirting dildos.
Are ‘cum’ lubes safe?
I already told you not to put it on toast and eat it. So, you shouldn’t swallow or get this ‘cum’ lube deep inside you. This liquid might contain allergens. A cream pie is well and good but makes a mental note to check those ingredients before using the ‘cum’ lube. Go for some visual stimulation, you don’t necessarily have to use a squirting dildo internally.
How do I clean a squirting dildo?
One thing to remember while using a squirting dildo is that stuff doesn’t just come out of it, it also gets sucked in. So, you can use soap and water to wash both the tubes and the body of a squirting dildo but make sure you dry it properly. Flush all the parts with soapy water a few times, swirl them around, and put them on the windowsill to properly dry. One tip would be to immediately clean a squirting dildo after use, you don’t want anything to dry up inside those tubes. It’s easier to clean it when everything is still wet!
