Realistic Dildo and Why It Could Be Your New Best Friend
As I sat down to make an inventory of the types of dildos that I’ve written about – Dragon Dildo, Horse Dildo, Thrusting Dildo – I kept checking items one after the other. Huge Dildo…? I stopped to look at what I’d written about the Huge Dildo when I started thinking, what about a Realistic Dildo? Now I know, I’d written something about a realistic dildo by Real Doll, but that article wasn’t remotely about realistic dildos. So here, this one article is completely dedicated to real-looking dildos that make you think magic exists.
How would a dildo do that, you ask? Well, for starters, a realistic dildo looks and feels so real – in the middle of your orgasms, you might just look down for a second and wonder, dang it’s just the dick where did the body go? – Okay, maybe you won’t be as lost as this. Ah but for the main course, (please don’t kill me for this joke), lost or not, the orgasms will be earth-shattering. Some realistic dildos don’t just give you the look and feel of something real but go one step ahead. The vibrations and the clitoral or anal stimulation features that they come with – are at times better than the average human penis.
What is a Realistic Dildo and How Real is It Actually?
As the name gives away, a realistic dildo is a dildo that looks and feels as real as a human penis. But I’ll take you back to the origin of dildos a bit, they weren’t always so perfectly made and so easily used. I mean, there goes a story where our very own Queen Cleopatra of Egypt filled a hollow gourd with bees and allegedly used it as a vibrator. The machinations behind this might be a bit complicated and this makes us thank God for the modern vibrator. Then there are women in Greece, using Olisboi, which were make-believe phalluses stuffed with leather. Fruits and vegetables were often natural dildos and olive oil was used as lube.
Now, speaking as someone who spent the last few weeks looking at the quirkiest dildos available, we have varieties of dildos that go beyond the realm of our imagination. And they’re made from totally 100% body-safe materials, be it glass or silicone. But artificiality remained. Dragon Dildos may have given our imagination full reign but when you crave the real thing, realistic dildos are what you need to get. The ancient dildos were crafted mostly for penetration, the modern dildos make sure they’re multitasking super achievers. So let’s go ahead and look at some of them in the next section!
Where do I get a Realistic Dildo?
Try doing this, going to a sex shop and saying, Excuse me, I am looking for a human penis. One eyebrow raises later, you could add, A realistic dildo would be great, thank you. Do this actually, it’ll be fun. I know, I know, you don’t really go into a sex shop and ask someone for a dildo, you look around and see what you like and take it to the counter and just buy it. But it’s a little tricky with the realistic dildo. The dual intensity silicone helps replicate the intensity of human skin in the realistic dildos, so it’s important you pick the right one.
You don’t just choose a dildo that merely looks like a human penis. You gotta know the real thing from the showy stuff, that’s why this list will help. Authentic realistic dildos coming through:
New York Toy Collective Shilo Realistic Dildo
This caramel-colored beauty (it also comes in other colors though) is revolutionary for beginners. Fully functional, standing at about 6 inches, it even can be ‘tucked’ when not in use and made erect later! It’s bendable, feels super real, and can be paired with a ‘love bump’ to mimic the looks and feels of real balls, but vibrating…even better! You can get yours here.
RealCock 2 Dirk Realistic Dildo
This realistic dildo will go a long way. It is durable, authentic and a lot of people recommend it. The interior core is a bit thick and the skin outside feels extremely real! The head is spongy, the shaft is curved and it hits the G-Spot perfectly! It’s 8.5 Inches and harness compatible. Realistic dildos don’t get more real than this!! You can check out this premium dildo here.
King Cock Suction Cup Realistic Dildo
A suction cup is miraculous in a way that you don’t need to wear a harness, but still, get some hands-free play! The veined shaft and the smooth velvety texture sure make this realistic dildo something to consider. The length of this realistic dildo is about 8.5 inches and it’s so easy to clean you can use it again and again!
VixSkin Lifelike Realistic Dildos
Made from 100% platinum silicone, handcrafted, hypoallergenic, non-porous, flexible, completely resistant to tearing…I could go on. These dildos are specifically made to be realistic! It has both a suction cup and is compatible with a harness. The head is soft and ideal for you to rave on. This is the dildo you’ve been looking for. They’re warm and retain the temperature just like a real human penis would…and the best part is, there’s a whole collection for you to browse and choose from!!
Squirting Realistic Dildo
This one can squirt. Need I say more? This view remains single-handedly unchallenged to this day, that the realistic dildo becomes more realistic when you add squirting to it. So here it is, the realistic squirting dildo! Lube that looks like semen, or even water can be used as fake cum. The bulb of this realistic dildo holds the liquid and squirts when you decide. The flick of your fingers will make this realistic dildo cum the way you want it to. Go on, give it a try!
Ways to Make The Most of A Realistic Dildo!
Realistic Dildos are Ideal for Passion Play
This is something I’ve actually realized on my own. Some of my close friends can vouch for this as well. When I say passion play, I mean that a realistic dildo can act as a substitute for your partner when he or she is away. There are plenty of long-distance-app controlled sex toys out there that help a partner operate the sex you from far away. This includes both the partners engaging with each other, more or less. (Technology really does make our lives easier.)
But imagine this, you’re on the phone with your partner – things start to get heated up – you miss them terribly and a silicone toy, which can be extremely pleasurable (Oh yes we all vouch for that), but a silicone sex toy just isn’t doing it. A realistic dildo is always your go-to in such cases. Because they’re supposed to feel just like a human penis – including look and texture both – you might just actually forget your partner is away. You hear their voice on the phone, a realistic dildo is inside you making you miss your partner a little less that way. It feels like heaven, no?
Realistic Dildos Can be of Multipurpose
A realistic dildo, or any dildo, for that matter can be used for activities other than anal and vaginal penetration. You could perhaps, practice giving a blowjob. Because a realistic dildo feels the same as a real human piece it would feel superb in your mouth. Or you can practice certain positions with a dildo first – see what works for you the most – and then try it out with your partner! Realistic Dildos are very flexible and you can get as wild as you want with them! Take control of your pleasures with a realistic dildo!
Frequently Asked Questions
Answers to common questions about realistic dildos.
How do I know my realistic dildo is authentic?
When a realistic dildo is concerned, it’s always better to trust the experts. Because a realistic dildo has a texture that mimics a real human penis, it’s important to be made with materials with added layers and certain specifications. Do your research about the sex toy you choose before getting it for yourself because a dildo that merely looks like a human penis might not be a realistic dildo. Checking a few lists and informing yourself about what you’re looking for will do the trick and you’ll get an authentic realistic dildo!
Are realistic dildos made for temperature play?
Realistic dildos can get a little warm and can retain the temperature for a while but you cannot, and should not, use a realistic dildo for temperature play as you would a glass dildo. Because of the soft material the exterior is made from, it’s advisable to not heat up or cool down a realistic dildo too often. If you’re into temperature play, look into the glass dildos as they’re ideal in that case!
